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A Sore Tailbone
The other day I got tangled up in two dogs and a leash. I fell over backwards landing partially on my right hand, but mostly on my back end! I didn’t think I was injured and pretty much got on with the rest of my day but I noticed the... -
Start Spreadin The Nooooooze…..
Elaine, I’d like to help you out today but I seem to be in a nose-dive…. …Which is good Kelly because it brings us to this month’s quiz! It does? You’re waiting for me to crash with a bottle of Arnica? No, Kelly, Nosebleeds! This month’s case is a nosebleed!... -
Kelly Tells The Tooth!
Well, Kelly, what do you have for us today? A toothache! Wait a minute, didn’t you have a toothache last month? Yes!!!! And I got bumped for Caralyn’s father! Kelly, there’s something you have to understand about homeopathy: everyone likes Caralyn’s father! What? Caralyn’s father is very popular; he generates... -
Doin “The Walk”!
Well, Kelly, what have you got for me this month? A toothache and a splinter. What? I can maybe throw in a backache for the right price. Kelly, this is the Sankaran issue, we have to look good! Oh, we do? That may be a problem then. Nevermind, I’m going... -
Get on the Good Foot! Part 2
Elaine, you’re not going to believe this, but, I have a really bizarre pain in my foot. No way! Are you serious? Didn’t you have a really bizarre pain in your foot last month? Yes, Elaine, but that doesn’t count because, if you’ll remember correctly, last month’s case was an... -
Get on the Good Foot!
Hey Kelly, remember our July, 2006 Quiz, “Foot Pain Can’t Stand Up to Gout“? Do I remember?! I remember how humiliated I was! Sure, Caralyn’s father’s gout was interesting, but he had an itchy toe; how does that compare to excruciating foot pain?! I know, Kelly, but Caralyn’s reportage was... -
The Godfather, Part III
Kelly, just to let you know, I am totally prepared for you this month! I have a back-up co-host for the show now that you seem incapable of coming out of your dressing room after James Brown! (And for those of you who have no idea what we’re talking about,... -
The Godfather, Part II
Hi, Elaine, sorry if it seems like I’ve dropped off the face of the earth; but, between packing and the kids….packing and the kids….packing and the kids…!!!! well you get the idea. Vaguely. But anyway, who are you? It’s me, Kelly! Didn’t you used to work here? Just tell me... -
Kelly: The Godperson of Acute Cases
Well, Elaine, how was your Christmas of 2006? It was a catastrophe, Kelly! I woke up to the news that the Godfather had died! Oh my God! Vito Corleone is dead? No, Kelly, not that Godfather, the Godfather of Soul! James Brown! And that ruined your Christmas? I cried and...
