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One Dose Wonder!
Kelly, you look kind of tired! This is my “before” picture, Elaine. I’d say “tired” is an understatement! Which brings us to my exciting news! What exciting news? I’m branching out, Kelly! People have been asking me to mentor them! Wow! Really? You’re going to need a good advertising agency... -
Mission: Impossible (NOT!)
Just in time for the September issue, my son, Mr. Phelps, became ill. Finally, your kids are getting sick on schedule; I have deadlines, you know. Do you have any idea how many people want my job? I’ll just take a guess and say, zero? How did you know? The... -
Facial Tics: Exciting, Riveting and Entertaining!
You look ridiculous! I just had a Make-Over! When did this become The Oprah Winfrey Show? Since I revamped the make-up department and brought in my own people. You fired Ree-Ree DiNucci? Is that the Ree-Ree DiNucci of the famous South Philadelphia DiNucci’s? The very one! Oops! Should I get... -
Whos That Lady?
Today we are truly honored to welcome a rather unusual guest presenter…whose name I can’t remember. Senora Maria Montalvo. Ah, yes! Welcome to hpathy, Senora Montalvo; and you are from… Barcelona. Barcelona! That’s right, I remember now, but you look so familiar! Dollink, all of zee beautiful women from Spain... -
Merrys Christmas
Merry’s Christmas was getting off to a bad start! I refer, of course, to my 12 year old daughter, “Merry”. She woke up one morning with watery eyes, itchy, clear, runny nose that caused the skin below her nose to redden and chafe; itchy throat, some coughing and alot of... -
Elaine Lewis
Kelly Young, frequent contributer to the hpathy Quiz, interviews "H4E" assistant editor, Elaine Lewis.
