| Hi, elaine, I feel like I have dropped off the face
of the earth! Between packing, paperwork and sick kids.... well
you get the idea.
I vaguely remember you.
It's me, Kelly!
Didn't you used to work here?
Just tell me what the response was to last month's tribute to James
Brown!
Oh, Kelly, the response was unbelievable!
Absolutely unbelievable! Breath-taking!
No one wrote, did they.
Excuse me? I'll have you know that
I'm holding a letter here in my hand right now as we speak!
What does it say?
Dear Mom,
The James Brown edition of "Homeopathy
4 Everyone" was the best ever! I think it's obvious that people
all over the world want to see more James Brown! Here's a link to
him singing "Prisoner of Love" on the Ed Sullivan Show.
This is the greatest homeopathy ezine ever!
Love,
Shana
Well, "Shana"--if that's
your real name--let's not keep our audience waiting another second!
Here once again, from the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City,
the Godfather of Soul, the Hardest Working Man In Show Business,
Mr. Please Please Please himself, Jaaaaaaaaaames Broooowwwwwnnnn!!!!!!!!
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/55699/detail/
Wow, wasn't that fantastic? Amazing!
He's unbeatable! Kelly, you might want to present your case now.
Kelly? Where did she go? Oh no, not again! Is anyone here willing
to go on after James Brown? Oh for God's sake! OK fine, I can do
this by myself! I have cases too, ya know! Let's see...there's the
kid who sneezes...then there's that other kid who sniffs and clears
his throat....Oy! Oh, wait! Here's one! Luckily one of my chronic
cases got food poisoning this month! The patient, we'll call her
"Mamie Eisenhower", had this to say:
Elaine, I ate a hamburger, but not before I burned it in a teflon
pan! I was very tense. As soon as I ate it I felt like I had swallowed
a rock (or been punched hard in the stomach)! Within a day or two,
that feeling did not leave but progressed into a feeling of a pool
of acid sitting in my stomach, just sitting there, eating away at
the tissue.
Nothing would stop it: no position made it better and eating didn't
make it better, though I kept thinking it would, but, in fact, eating
made it worse. Then nausea joined in and headache and body pain
and chills. I was shivering. I was also very thirsty for cold water
but drinking made the nausea worse and I was also very irritable.
Sounds charming, doesn't it? Do you
know what the remedy is? Please write to me at LEWRA@aol.com
and let me know. The answer will be in next month's ezine.
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