| Kelly, you're still wearing the same disguise from
last month!
I've decided I look better this way.
Without a face? Listen Kelly, I hate to break it to you but, I
read your case of "Excruciating Foot Pain"? And well,
it was lame.
Excuse me? My Excruciating Foot Pain
was Lame????
Kelly, it's not that I don't appreciate the lengths you go to get
sick or have an accident every month, but, look at your case: "In
the afternoon, my left foot started to feel funny, I have no idea
why. It went from there to feeling uncomfortable. Finally it felt
like someone stomped on it but only in a small spot. I am completely
clueless. The top of my foot became gradually more painful as it
went into evening. By 11 PM, I couldn't put any pressure on it and
definitely couldn't walk. It felt like the ligaments or even the
long, thin bones on the top were broken, beat up or sprained."
BORRINNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
Where is the suspense our readers have come to expect? The action?
The melodrama!
Have you got something better?
Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
What?
Gout.
Gout?
Gout.
You've got a case of gout?
Have you noticed that suddenly everyone is saying "Gout"?
Just give us the case!
OK, this is Caralyn's father. I'll let her tell it in her own words:
Elaine,
If this story makes it in the Ezine,
I am going to send my mother right to the Hpathy website so she
can see it with her own eyes! Lately she seems more open. My father
had gout a couple of weeks ago. He refused allopathic treatment
saying that it makes him feel bad.
So, let me begin by telling you a
little bit about him. He is a very loving husband and father but
he does not have a lot of regard for other people and he's very
peevish as well. He's got a voracious appetite, loves sweets and
his favorite thing to talk about is money! There's a lot of skin
things going on--ringworm, eczema, fungus, dryness, scaliness, freckles/age
spots, itching....So anyway, like I said, a couple of weeks ago
he came down with an attack of gout. I asked him what his symptoms
were, he said, "Pain and itching in the big toe." I gave
him _____________30C in water four times the first day and he forgot
to take it after that, but he got better anyway! In fact, for the
first fifteen minutes after the remedy he was making one sarcastic
remark about homeopathy after another and then suddenly the remarks
stopped!
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If you know the remedy....
That's it? That's all there is?
What do you want, Kelly, it's gout!
Gout, you say!
Would you stop saying Gout?
If you know the remedy for GOUT,
write to Elaine at LEWRA@aol.com
, and while you're at it, tell her you would much rather have heard
MY exciting case! |