| Shana, you are not going to believe this!
I was at Whole Foods today....
Mom, you better tell people what "Whole Foods" is.
OK. It's
a health food store the size of a supermarket, and quite grand,
I must say. Shana, get a picture.
Check!
So, there
I was, standing in the checkout line--Shana,
get a picture!
Check!
So I was
standing in the checkout line, minding my own business, not paying
attention to what was going on, when all of a sudden I hear the
bagger saying to the checkout lady, "What is this, 'Happy Days'?"
referring to the music being piped into the store.
Mom, you better tell people what "Happy Days" is.
OK. Happy
Days is a TV comedy from the '70's about the '50's. Shana,
get a picture!
Check!
So that's
when I realized that Ricky Nelson's white-bread version of "I'm
Walkin'" was playing over the sound system!
Isn't
that a Fats Domino song?
Yes it's
a Fats Domino song, that's my whole point! (Shana,
get a picture of Ricky Nelson.)
Check!
So, the bagger
says, "Everybody knows that rock 'n' roll stinks before the
Beatles!"
Oh
my God!
Yes, my sentiments
exactly!
Do
we need a picture of The Beatles?
No, Shana, even the 20-year-old bagger knew who The Beatles were!
So, I blurted out, "THAT'S A FATS DOMINO SONG! FATS
DOMINO, NOT RICKY NELSON!!!!!" (Shana,
get a picture of Fats Domino!)
Check!
So
what happened?
I was met
with blank stares and mild incredulity.
Well,
Mom, no one ever said that being a homeopath was going to be easy....
You are so
right, Shana! Why do we even bother?
I
don't know, I just don't know.....
........
........
........
Mom,
what are we doing?
Wait a minute,
don't tell me, don't tell me...tell me!
Do
we have any sick people this month?
Oh, of course
we do Shana, this
is the Hpathy Quiz, after all! Oddly enough, we're back with
Gabi again, only this time it's her son, Santiago.
He's only about 5 years old and has some sort of virus. Here's what
Gabi wrote:
Hi again, Elaine.
Santi had just come out of the bath and I had wrapped him
up and put him in his pj’s and robe and
put him to bed under the duvet. I know it's a bit much but the house
was cold and with wet hair I was afraid he would get sick. He had
been a bit complainy all day but I had
not paid much attention to it. This was at night.
So, I go to
look in on him after I finish putting things away. He was asleep.
His face was bright red! I touched him and he was really hot; so,
I proceeded to undress him a bit and uncover him and I gave him
Belladonna without even thinking about it. (Between you and me Elaine,
I am running out of potencies so you will surprised
here at what I have been using.) I gave him a 200c and there was
no real improvement. I figured that with such a high potency he
should be calmer and less agitated right away (he kept moving and
going up and down and in and out of the covers) so next I gave Sulphur
for the redness…dumb me. No reaction. I waited about 20 minutes
to give it some thought.
He happened
to be sleeping with his mouth open so I decided to smell his breath
and it was very strong; so, I finally put two and two together,
also recalling that I had noticed his tongue was white and gave
one dose of ____________ 1M, (yes, I know, a little high but that
was all I had). He calmed down instantly and fell asleep. That's
it!!!!
So....what
is it? Do you know the remedy? Write to me at LEWRA@aol.com and let me know; the right answer will be in
next month's ezine. Shana,
get up that video of Fats Domino with Ricky Nelson joining
him on "I'm Walkin'"!
Check!
(Eat your heart out, Beatles!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWfsJx1ycY0&NR=1
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