Yer Queen is a Witch and Quack??!!

How homeopathic remedies are created, based on the latest research in physics.  A happy marriage of satire and science.

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MY SQUAWKS HEREIN (2003-2010 Research Summary):

·        The definition of real science

·        Summary of Dr. Quack’s clinical experiments

·        Dr. Quack’s research objectives

·        The mystery of homeopathic remedies more fully solved

·        Observational overlaps in wave mechanics

·        The Law of Similars in nature

·        Dr. Quack’s prediction of a Cold Fission / Cold Fusion relation to homeopathy

·        How to prove a Cold Fusion/ Fission relation to homeopathy

·        Dr. Quack’s Lensed Theory of Succussion

·        Near Fission & Fusion Events

·        Casimir Effect, Nanobubbles, and Energy from the Ether

·        Dr. Quack’s Theory on Nanobubble Formation (a partial view)

·        On the G-loading Relationship to Implosion and Succussion

A QUACK IS BORN!

Some years ago, it was reported to this office that the Prince of Wales and his mama – along with generations of their entire quack family – have been involved in the most scandalous of pseudo-scientific, voodoo kookery.  Some sort of mixing and mashing of water into medicine and encouraging the selling of said diluted witchcraft water of the devil to the masses!

And then I fell sick in 2002.  By 2003, well-meaning but incompetent M.D.’s were only making things worse and trying to kill me. By 2004, I had waddled and splashed my way to cancer-curing, naturopathic quacks. That helped greatly, but something was still missing at the core.  My ducky guts were painfully deranged from a mixture of bad diet, anger, years of slugging it out with idiots, possibly too much chlorine in my drinking water (during tank sterilization), and conventional medicine’s acid blockers atop that – leading to a fight with GERD, Gastritis, Duodenitis, Esophagitis, non-viral/ partial Hepatitis, Billiary inflammation, cardiac woes, and Polysystemic Candida which led to Adrenal Exhaustion, Hypotension, Hypoglycemia, etc. Among the harsh die off reactions, an M.D./N.D. quack suggested I try a mixopathic product called Detox Kit by Heel, Inc.

My first introduction to homeopathic quackadelic drugs was use of a mixture of Lycopodium, Nux Vomica, and other things in a pretty nice chord array – a style the German homeopath quacks have studied for a long time now.  I was skeptical, but suffering and spent the $50.  To my amazement, Sir Ducky felt a gentle gurgling of the guts into a nice, cool feeling and observed about two weeks of overall vitality boost and settled GI tract during its use. Sometime later in relapse I tried it again, and again observed improvement!  Splashed around my rubber ducky bathtub merry I did from there. (No, I won’t say where, Dr. B!)

And so, this began my illicit affair with a taboo, sexy, scandalous, mistress named Le Madame Homeocutiepiethy – and her brothel of many quacks! – despite my earlier arrogance of the typical skeptic on the street.

See, the honest, skeptical man on the street can be converted from simple observation and reason.  He needs no academic drivel and long-winded nerd papers or studies with double-blind this or that.  It’s called common sense. If I stop taking a hammer to my finger, the pain goes away in time. I don’t need some arrogant, crypto-babble, dweeb writing me 10 pages of report debating over the dynamics of a hammer impact to my thumb, or in this case my webbed feet.  Trust in the intelligence of the average serf is what Freedom is all about.  So there!  Viva le homeopathic republic!   Viva le Resistance!

Now, the theme of this article is supposed to be about any topic of my interest related to homeopathic research (Yet devoid of my scandalous nature!).  Well, the most simple and direct-observation-honest thing I can do is just chronicle my own research, theories, and interests in homeopathy, and their evolution.  Discussion of their merits, flaws, need for more testing, etc.  Else, I would only be making more idle chatter, summarization, and speculation on the work of others – as the skeptwit usually does.  Thus, I will present to the reader that the mystery of how homeopathic remedies work, is pretty much solved and only needing more confirmation.

SAY, SO WHAT IS REAL SCIENCE ANYHOW?

Real science does a few things the skeptwits do not:

1.      Unifies – current misconceptions and confusions of the time.

2.      Explains – physical events (How mysterious homeopathic remedies work!)

3.      Predicts – various related behavior (Like fission/ fusion byproducts of our remedies, as you will read about later herein.)

4.      Tests – if the ideas are junk or not.  If they cannot be tested, the theories are junk.  If testable, that is valid theory and proper scientific method.

Now, if the theories hold up under testing, they are accepted as useful models and temporary explanations or tools until better ones come along. A theory or model need not be 100% accurate if it can reliably predict events.

There are no concrete laws in science.  All is subject to change! And so, as I began reading more of homeopathy and her history as the hero of plague warfare…the American warmonger in me instantly understood the potential.  We deal in cheap medicine. Medicine that can be rapidly cloned outward to reach hundreds of millions of dying patients, where no conventional drugs can go. Pretty useful medicine against great scaredemics like this Piggy Flu going around it is!

Thus began my royal commission as Sir Quacksalot, the great allopathic dragon slayer and rescuer of princesses; Savior of kingdoms. If you’re going to be a quack, you might as well go full throttle quack.  Therefore, I tried my hand at reversal of cancer in animals and humans, and that is a hobby research interest I keep.  With the invincible sword of homeopathy in hand, I reversed and relieved many ailments in people and animals – arthritis, influenza, whatever presented itself among family and friends.  Reversed a human case of Prostate Cancer.  Reversed a Multiple Myeloma case from about Stage 3 to Stage 1.  Pretty much cured a doggy Skin Cancer case.  Extended the life of a Lymphoma doggy from about 30 days prognosis to a few months longer with greater quality of life.  Eradicated bacterial infection among a friend’s herd of goats. Tended to dying and arthritic goats on a friend’s ranch. Various things.

As I began to study from David Little and mixed in other lessons, I found my sword swung against disease gained about four times its previous power due to operation in the 5^th to 6^th Organon.  But, many are the things I still need to learn.

I also started looking at some of the defense world’s research into “ultra-low dose” medicine & toxicology.

Some Department of Defense Homeopathic Research

I then began experimenting with pet store guppies in highly concentrated chlorine bleach in water. The Dr. Mengela of fish I became and it nearly destroyed my soul!  For these sins, God curses me still.

Why did I do that?  Because chlorine in water to fish is analogous to chlorine gas in air to the WW1 soldier – and analogous to improvised terrorist chemical weapons of future use upon civilians and soldiers.  If we can keep fish alive longer with homeopathics, we can keep the soldier and citizen alive longer under chemical attack, and that can be just enough to extract them, clean them off, and render treatment.

I observed a 17% to 500% increase in survival time of the fish in that lethal environment when protected first by chlorine nosode at just 7C potency in various dilution.  I like the fish kill format; for you can show the concepts in executive summary to generals, politicians, and kings in 5 to 10 minutes.  Seeing is believing, but nobody reads nerd drivel.

“Dr. Quack!  Let us see what you talk about here?”

· Dr. Quack’s Laser Reflection Experiments in Proof of Homeopathy

NOTE:  The laser reflectance or any form of measure of N1 time is not needed where the chlorine concentration is high enough to kill rapidly.   All you need is one glass of dead fish and one glass of living fish side by side (Like those dishwashing soap commercials with one dirty plate and one clean plate side by side in the same timeframe.)  I suppose the skeptwits will argue some sort of placebo effect going on here in the minds of guppies or single-blind bias of researchers, but they can’t even find their way out of their own prejudice granny panties, so woo hoo!

So that was all just probing around and answering the question:  “Is the Queen a Quack or What?!”

ANSWER:  Nope.  Homeopathy works. Yer Queen’s honor is intact, Brits.  Now ladies in waiting, you can keep your hankies and dry your tears.

RESEARCH OBJECTIVES

My nature of scientific inquiry is very divergent from the conventional research and publication that scientists of the world may expect.  And, in my world, it is okay to be into “weird science”; to be into heretical things.  If I say something wild like, “Oh, nuclear weapons can be built from things other than fissile materials.”…the skeptic will say, “What?!  What kind of pseudoscience is that?!

Why do I mention that? Because the Cold Fission / Cold Fusion mystery of homeopathy pertains to a deeper understanding of the nuclear sciences and, again, my world doesn’t want the whole world learning too much about that.  All that you see in the “modern” nuclear sciences is about 140 years behind the times and divergent from scientific reality.

THE HOMEOPATHIC ENIGMA

With all that in mind, perhaps my homeopath friends out there can understand what made me fall in love most with our craft. It was not so much the realization that it works; for that is a no-brainer, but rather her elusive mystery and her underdog / persecuted status as a lovely princess in need of rescue by I, Sir Quacksalot, and you, High Quacks of the Round Table, under the kingdom of His Royal Highness, Arthur Manish Bhatia.

Why does it work?  How does it work?  How can you have succussed and diluted water doing such things? Oh how that enchanted me!  The reason why I was obsessed with the mystery is because I knew solving it would lead to a fundamental understanding and unification of more things than we could imagine. Such is always the case for great enigmas and anomalies in science!

The true scientist does not see anomalies in nature and dismiss them as impossible or in violation of the all-sacred “laws of physics”.  No, that is not right. He must make the observations honestly and record the data.  That’s all he must do. Then observe, and observe honestly.  From there, he may form a hypothesis and then test that.  But, if you do not have honest observations (such as the allopaths and skeptics promote), then you will not have honest hypothesis or testing, and the science becomes junk — not at all based in Reason but rather propaganda, prejudice, evil, and stupidity.

By far, the mystery of how the remedies are produced captivated me most, and I began forming a hypothesis and working model from all the observations I could grasp at the time… and ongoing still. So let’s start the engines.  And here we go!

OBSERVATIONAL OVERLAPS IN WAVE MECHANICS

When I first began mixing and mashing remedies, I observed that the whole issue of succusion and dilution could be related to trajectory curves – the same as we do with conventional drugs and their action curves…the buildup of drug effects in the body with time, peak strength, and then wearing off.  That is why pre-med students are required to take at least Differential and Integral Calculus – so the average M.D. can understand slopes of lines at any point on a curve and the importance of the integral’s area under the curve in relation to total medicinal power and the other sciences.

First, I began to observe a direct relation between succussion and the vertical axis (Y) on these curves. It took me awhile to see that dilution was not directly related to the (X) axis, but is more of an angle of the cannon (Sigma “E” on the charts) which influences the horizontal range of the medicinal projectile’s trajectory…. or remedy “flight time”.

How those curves relate to the posology of our craft is fully explainable in medicinal curves, algebra, trigonometry, differential calculus, integral calculus, differential equations and every form of mathematics.  Why?  Because homeopathy is real!  Real things are calculable and understandable in the language of science;  Quackery is not.

And so, here I began to see a mathematical and physics relation to the “voodoo” of homeopathy – again telling me we were dealing with something of physical reality and not at all Placebo Effect or voodoo.

From a previous understanding of Rife and frequency research along with various Alternative Medicine perspectives on vibrations, essential oils, disease & health frequency, etc…the issue of wave superposition immediately called to me.

If we theorize that homeopathic remedies and health can be related to waves, then to test that theory we must observe some form of constructive and destructive interference going on in the application of our medicine.   Do we?

Yup!  Homeoquackic aggravation is a case of constructive interference. Relief or cure is a case of destructive interference.  Either case is a result of wave superposition (or the superimposing of one wave over another).

And so the Law of Similars expressed itself to me in wave spectral form:

The Law of Allopathic Quackery & Incompetency also called out to me:

About here, I began to look upon the twin serpents of the Caduceus as just sine waves to an oscilloscope’s view, but, when subjected to the Fast Fourier Transform (FFT spectrosocopy), that will also give you that same wave pattern transformed to frequency bands and their intensity.  This I related to Rife and also the homeopathic symptom and pathology rubrics…

Ducky then asked himself:

“Well, can this theory and model of homeopathic remedies be found also in nature? If homeopathy is a physics reality, then surely we must be seeing homeopathic happenings in other physics worlds beyond just homeopathy.  If homeopathy is related to waves, then waves must also show homeopathic principles! If homeopathy is working as it does due to the superposition of waves, then we should also be seeing homeopathic principles in wave superposition and mechanics with complete neglect of the homeopathy issue!  Therefore, let us test this hypothesis.” (This is algebraic logic, by the way.)

And so, Ducky fired up his audio spectroscope software and began to quack…

The top spectrogram was noise I let run. The bottom spectrogram of green line is a sound that I sang into the microphone and adjusted with vocal pitch and intensity until it became as similar a “sound remedy” as possible to the diseased spectra above. Here, I observed a degree of constructive interference causing aggravation of the Disease Waveform.  Off to the right of the disease waveform, the reader will see a little symptom spike (a rubric not covered and left neglected by my remedy application).  And here, I then silenced my voice suddenly to see if the drawing down of the Remedy Waveform would destructively cancel out the Disease Waveform.

And oh yes it did!  Not just that, but the neglected symptom rubric on the right suddenly shot up with all that remnant wave energy!  (Typical homeopathic case complication and rise of underlying disease layers during treatment). Extinguishment of the primary symptom and rise of secondary symptoms.  Woo hoo!

Here, it also hit me that the curative action in what we do is not so much in the remedy application, but rather in the remedy’s superposition and engagement with the Vital Force, and particularly in the remedy’s discontinuance [MINIMUM DOSE RULE] – which forces a rebound in the Vital Force so that it is really the life force which does the cure.  The Life Force is like a spring with potential energy that is tied down by chains (stagnated Chi) at key points and, when we apply a remedy just right, we cut those chains and the spring rebounds to its natural, healthy form.

So there you go!  Homeopathic principles found in basic wave mechanics apart from the issue of homeopathy at all.  Waves alone are homeopathic!  [Rifers also report similar observations, by the way.] The Law of Similars is found everywhere in nature because nature all around us is composed of waves and their superposition dynamics.  For those who look enough, the homeopathic principles and wave mechanics can be found as a truth of life, war, business, romance, music, and many things.

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