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Annoying Coughing and Sniffing in the Middle of the Night

Shana?

Yes, mom?

I’m having trouble thinking up a title for this month’s quiz.

Whose quiz is it?

Yours!

Mine?

You know…. The annoying coughing and sniffing in the middle of the night?

I never said it was annoying.

No, I said it was annoying! The constant sniffing, the hoarse cough, what a racket! How was I supposed to sleep through that?

Well ex-cuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Then I saw it, the open window!

The open window?

That was it! The cold night air, that was my first clue!

Don’t forget the burping….

Right, the burping, that was my second clue! It all added up to something!

And what might that have been?

Shana, I can’t tell you, they’re supposed to guess it!

Well, ex-cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

OK, people, if you know the answer, send me an email at [email protected], the winner will get some sort of prize.

Aren’t they going to get a Synthesis Repertory?

No! I’ve changed my mind! People have stopped sending in the right answers since we put up that repertory as a prize. So we are going to just give them some applause for the right answer this time.

Well, excuuuuuse meeeeee!!!

Can’t you come up with a title?

How’s this: “Annoying Coughing and Sniffing in the Middle of the Night”!

Genius! Pure genius! Do you work here?

I’m not sure.

Then you’re hired!