Shana, hold still while I take your picture!
Mom, do you have to take a picture of me every five feet?
OK, listen everybody, I suggest you stop here and click below, so that you can read the quiz along with the answer:
And I thought you were going to post a picture of food like you usually do!
OMG! You’re right! Where’s my Krabby Patty? Oh, here it is.
Let me explain: That’s a whole wheat hamburger bun. The hamburger is made from grass-fed beef and there are mushrooms, minced garlic and fried onions on top.
Mom, don’t give away the Krabby Patty secret recipe.
You mean I can’t tell our readers how I mix the hamburger together with raw milk, an organic egg, ketchup, chopped onions and salt and pepper?
OK, then I won’t.
Whose case do we have this month?
When were you ever sick?
Well, Shana, thanks to homeopathy, I was sick for so short a time, you’ve forgotten all about it! It was a dark and lonely night in February….
OK, OK, we’ve heard the preview, now get to the feature….
Don’t you remember? I was COLD! Sooooooooo COLD! And then the next thing I knew, I was starting to feel feverish and achy with kind of a dull left-sided headache. I came and got into bed with you. I was so COLD!
Yes, I remember how cold your hands and feet were!
I felt so much better when I got under the covers, and all I wanted to do was sleep–which I did. When I got up I said, “OMG, I have the flu!” I took _________________200C and the next morning I was fine. The end.
What an interesting case.
Yes, wasn’t it.
OK, if you know what remedy my mom took, write to her at [email protected]
The answer will be in next month’s ezine. Where’s my Krabby Patty? Oh, here it is…