Shana, how would you like to be the special guest on our hpathy quiz this month?
Yay!!!!!
Thank goodness! Your menstrual cramps last night saved the day! If it hadn’t been for you, we’d be doomed! Doomed, I tells ya! Besides, you’re much prettier than Kelly anyway–BUT DON’T TELL HER I SAID THAT!
I WON’T!
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER IF SHE WERE TO FIND OUT!
SHE CERTAINLY WON’T HEAR IT FROM ME! WHY ARE WE YELLING?
I DON’T KNOW! Let’s just start this month’s exciting and dramatic quiz, shall we? OK, this is a very tragic case of dysmenorrhea.
What?
Cramps, for Pete’s sake!
And the tragedy was…..????
You kept me up half the night! “Mom, it hurts! It really hurts! oooooooo……Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!”
Can we speed this up? I just remembered it’s time for my pizza. Oh, here’s an idea, you tell these stories soooooo much better than I do! Well, gotta go, bye!
What’s to tell? I got no information from you! Nothing! Nothing at all! OK, here’s the case:
Shana had cramps last night. All I got out of her was that “it hurt”! She did say that the pain was sharp and in her abdomen and her legs. She said she was more thirsty than usual and going to the bathroom more than usual–perhaps because she was drinking more water. She said she was chilly and I noticed she was lying on her side in bed with her knees bent. When she got up to go to the bathroom, she burped. It reminded me that she had been doing a lot of burping that night. I gave her _____________30C while she was in the bathroom. While previous attempts at sleeping had failed, after the remedy, she went back to bed and fell right to sleep til morning. Problem solved! If you know what the remedy was, write to me at [email protected] and let me know. Tune in next month and see if you got it right!
